How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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