I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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