i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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