hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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