So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Who died my cat blue again?
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