I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i drank out of a bidet.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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