One girl and one boy is just not enough.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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