He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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