it was like eating out sand paper
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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