So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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