Buhtt sex?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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