He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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