i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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