I think I died a long time ago.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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