Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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