before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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