Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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