What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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