Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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