in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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