We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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