I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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