After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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