I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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