He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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