Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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