Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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