I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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