If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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