what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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