Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Randomize
