sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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