they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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