Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
my god I love twenty year old dicks
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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