She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
