I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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