It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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