In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Randomize
