My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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