I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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