hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
