I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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