He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
