You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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