I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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