Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
