ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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