My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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