I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
