Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
