yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My pussy is not your playground.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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