Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Do plants get herpes?
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