if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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