So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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