whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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