Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
My vagina is very pro this idea
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
